10 Reasons not to Vape (switch to e-cigs)

10 Reasons not to Vape

1. They don't fit behind your ear for that cool 50's look.
2. You can't use," can I bum a light " as a pick-up line at a bar.
3. You can't flick them out the car window at night and see those neat trails.
4. They may cause you to get to work late because you don't wake up hacking up a lung.
5. They don't give you that manly smell to your clothes.
6. You don't get to carry that really cool Jeff Gordon lighter.
7. You can't make the excuse that you are too short winded to help a neighbour move.
8. You don't get Marlboro coupons to trade for that neat Marlboro Leather Jacket.
9. They don't burn holes in your clothes so you can't use that as an excuse for a shopping spree.
10. The FDA hasn't approved them